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How to Hug a Baby

By ⋅ October 4, 2011 ⋅ 2 comments

Funny series of pictures of big slobbery dog hugging and kissing a very cute baby. So cute you’ll barf!

Yes Dear…

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Happy Howl-oween!

By ⋅ September 29, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

 Happy Howl-oween!   Trick-or-Treat !!  Got any dog biscuits? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!   See also:  Pumpkin moon Pumpkin flash  

Dog Getting Frisked

By ⋅ September 29, 2011 ⋅ One comment

     Frisky dog, or dog getting frisked? “It’s  just  catnip! I swear!”    

The Repairman – Joke

By ⋅ September 29, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Repairman Mrs. Davidson’s dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish-washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my Bull [...]

Reasons Dogs Do Not Use Computers

By ⋅ September 29, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Do Not Use Computers… 20. Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit. 16. Can’t help attacking the screen when [...]

Difference between Cats and Dots – Joke

By ⋅ September 29, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

The Difference Between Cats and Dogs What is a cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable 4. When you want to play they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to [...]

How Many Dogs to Change a Lightbulb?

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Q: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Depends on the dog… Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s [...]

Dog Life Lessons

By ⋅ September 29, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Everything I ever needed to know I learned from my dog… 1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want. 2. Don’t go out without ID. 3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes. 4. Be aware of when to hold [...]

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