THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT
INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly
hugging a baby:
Step 1. First spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the
object you spied was indeed a baby by
employing classic sniffing
techniques. If you smell baby powder
and the wonderful aroma
of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to
flatten the baby before actually
beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber
should help in future steps by
making the 'paw slide'
easier.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around
baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is
present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented
'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly
done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment
for the rest of
your life.
If you don't pass this along,
a dog
will come out and pee on
your computer!
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Oooops!!
I guess you didn't send it fast enough!
