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True Friends
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship'
poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little Smiley
faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump
on the person who made you sad-like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain
Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try
to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know
you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will
hightail it out of there.
5. When you are worried -- I will
tell you horrible stories about how much wo rse it could be until you quit
whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will
use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away
from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll laugh at
your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it
to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my
FRIEND!
Friendship is like
peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest
friends,
Then get depressed because you can
only think of four . |