Top 10 Things That Sound
Dirty At Thanksgiving
10. "Just reach in and grab
the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's
one terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood
for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs
together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE
breast!"
5. "And he forces
his way into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds
fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "It's cool whip
time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton
my pants, I am going to burst!"
1. "It must be broken
'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
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