REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS
TIME
According to the Alaska Department
of Fish and Game, while both the male and female reindeer grow antlers
in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late
November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of t them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
a girl.
We should've known. ONLY
women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around
the world in one night and not get lost.
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