| Heaven
The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold
my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would I get into Heaven?"
"NO"! the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything
neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"? Again, the answer was "NO"!
"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?"
In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead"!
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